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TOPCUNT - Classic Cotton Tee

TOPCUNT - Classic Cotton Tee

Regular price $62.00 NZD
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G'day, Maverick! Ready to take your wardrobe to Mach speed? Introducing our Men’s Classic Cotton Tee, boldly emblazoned with “TOPCUNT” – because why be a Top Gun when you can be a Top Cunt?

This isn't just any shirt, mate. Made from 100% premium cotton, it's softer than a koala’s cuddle and tougher than a crocodile's hide. Perfect for when you’re buzzing the tower, throwing snags on the barbie, or taking the highway to the danger zone.

Just like in the movie, you’ll be the ace of the skies (or the backyard) with this tee. Wear it with pride, have a laugh, and watch your mates' jaws drop faster than a jet in a flat spin. It’s a guaranteed icebreaker, and who knows, it might even score you a free schooner at the local.

Features:

Premium cotton – as comfy as a cockpit seat
Bold “TOPCUNT” design – turning heads faster than a fighter jet
Perfect for any mission – from the beach to the bush, and everywhere in between
Aussie approved – made for legends who live life on the edge

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Cheers

Dropbear Drip

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8

Shipping & Returns

SHIPPING:

Your items will be shipped within 1-6 business days from your purchase date this allows enough time to us to custom print some items and handling delays.

We are not responsible for any international taxes or import duties your order may have when it enters your country from Australia.

RETURNS AND EXCHANGES:

We accept returns however the customer needs pay for postage back to us and then again back to them, please email us your order details before sending anything back to us so we can check stock levels of sizes or designs that you are swapping it for. 

If an item is wrong by our error then please email us at dropbeardrip@outlook.com and a customer services representative will help you get your correct item sorted.

Please refer to our size charts before purchasing. 

If you have not received your item/s within 30 days, please contact us immediately. Orders can not be reshipped or refunded if we have not been contacted within the first 45 days since the purchase date, due to tracking numbers expiring.

REFUNDS:

Sorry unfortunately we are a small business and DO NOT DO REFUNDS for incorrect sizes or wrong products ordered, however we do offer exchanges. For size changes and products swaps, postage must be covered both ways by the customer.

We DO NOT offer exchanges or refunds if the product you ordered is out of stock or was a clearance item. We also DO NOT offer exchanges or refunds on womens swimwear if the hygiene patch has been removed. 

We are very sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you.

If you have any further questions please feel free to email us: dropbeardrip@outlook.com

We hope to get an order from you soon

Dropbear Drip 

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